Random Carcosa

This is very much a work in progress. (As evidenced by the repeating entries you might see below.) Anyway, here are 16 random hexes.

2701

3 B'yakhees.

12 Black Men led by putrid smelling Sorcerer (AC 18, MV 120', HD 3, Chaotic) are in the middle of casting Manifestation of the Putrescent Stench. The Sorcerer is armed with a laser pistol and wears a bright orange alien space suit.

2702

Field of cactus, 2-8 x 100 ft wide/deep. Passing through requires Save vs. Paralysis to avoid 1-4 damage. Cactus are: 1-5 Benign and full of water; 6- Exceptionally refreshing (Heal 1D4 HP when fresh); 7- Hallucinogenic 2-200 Turns of raving madness; 8- Deadly Poison (Save vs. Poison).

Village of 274 Orange Men ruled by "the Piercing Jewel," a Chaotic 8th-level Fighter.

2703

A humanoid robot (AC 16, MV 90', HD 4, Chaotic) guards the remains of a crashed alien spaceship. He is armed with a sword and a laser pistol. His 3 large eyes rotate about his head. He can not be surprised and will react with hostility to all who approach.

A foreboding grey castle sits empty save for its custodian, an Orange Woman 18th-level Sorcerer. The castle is circumscribed by a bottomless chasm. A single bridge leads to its imposing doors shaped in the visage of a skull. The sorcerer will not leave the castle, and is immortal and invulnerable while within its walls. She will aid all those who actively seek to defend Carcosa from the forces of Chaos.

2704

Village of 310 Ulfire Men ruled by a Neutral 12th-level Sorcerer.

Village of 213 Jale Men ruled by "the Captain of the Bringer," a Chaotic 5th-level Fighter.

2705

A Jale Man Sorcerer (AC 16, MV 120', HD 8, Neutral) wearing a Red breast plate sits on a giant Cthulhu shaped throne, alone at the lowest levels of the Cavern of the Time Lords. He may share his knowledge of Carcosa with those who seek him out.

3 Mutant Teratosaurus (AC 16, MV 180', HD 10, neutral). Furred Jale hide. Suckered mouth. Can shoot tail spikes up to 60'. Immune to heat/fire.

2706

Poison dirigible fruit (2-12, 1 HP each, AC 7). Bright red, hovering, bobbing up and down gently. When touched in any way they explode in a burst of poison glop: all within melee range must make a Save vs. Death Ray or perish. A poison dirigible fruit tree will grow in the corpse of any characters so slain, and will produce 2d6 dirigible fruit in 1d6 days.

Citadel of 61 White Men led by a Neutral 9th-level Fighter.

2707

17 irrational space aliens herd a group of 15 Yellow Men into a small metal bunker.

Burnt out husk of a large Jale tyrannosaurus rex.

2708

13 Mutant Styracosaurus (AC 17, MV 60', HD 13, neutral). Scaled Dolm hide. Immune to heat/fire.

Citadel of 98 Red Men led by "The Ram", a Lawful 4th-level Fighter. "The Ram" is a behemoth of a man, never seen without his indestructible helmet.

2709

Castle of 55 White Men led by "the Effulgence of the Frozen Lightning," a Chaotic 6th-level Sorcerer.

Monastery of 56 Brown Men ruled by "the Golden Hand," a Chaotic 5-th Level Fighter.

2710

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 13, MV 120 [swimming only], HD 1, Chaotic): a Dolm amoeboid with a scaled hide, 4 eyes, and a circular gaping maw. Surprised only on a 1.

A large bird of prey stalks the players. After 1-3 hours it will turn and fly off into the distance. The bird does not attempt to hide its presence.

2711

Mummy with lower half of body buried (HD 5, AC 5, eyes shoot 2 lasers, Save vs. Death Ray or take 5 dice of damage). It wears an emerald medallion (2000 GP). Quiescent unless the emerald medallion is disturbed. Two dead orange men lay nearby, one with a scorched hole blown in his head, the other with a scorched hole blown in his chest. 1-6 primitively armed Orange Men huddle at a safe distance discussing how to relieve the mummy of the medallion. They are not interested in treasure other than gems and technology, but will serve if offered such incentives.

Village of 260 Brown Men ruled by a Chaotic 4th-level Fighter.

2712

4 Mutant Monoclonius (AC 17, MV 60', HD 8, neutral). Furred Green hide. Touch causes sickness (lose 1 Con / day until dead).

Mutant Ceratosaurus (AC 16, MV 150', HD 6, neutral). Feathered White hide. Circular gaping maw, tentacles instead of legs. Posses an additional 3 senses (Surprises on 1-4 on a d6). Surprised only on a 1.

2713

Castle of 23 Green Men led by a Neutral 2nd-level Fighter.

1 Dolm Ooze.

2714

Village of 235 Dolm Men ruled by a Neutral 7th-level Fighter.

A large space alien bomb stands upright in the plains, weathered to the point where it is merely the suggestion of a bomb: 1-6, inert; 7-9, still live, disturb it and it will explode (Save vs. Death if within 30' - save equals 2D10 damage, failure is death); 10, actually a space capsule - contains ancient body in space alien battle armor.

2715

A hulking Blue Man (AC 15, MV 120', HD 6, Chaotic) with unusual red hair wields a cursed two handed sword. (This character wields the sword one handed, carrying a shield in the other.) Any character possessing the sword is compelled to eradicate all white men from the world; with each white man they kill their hair turns a darker shade of red. The sword is -1 to hit, but +3 to hit vs. White Men.

Monastery of 78 Orange Men led by "the Infinitude of the Frozen Lightning," a Neutral 4th-level Sorcerer.

2716

Citadel of 74 Bone Men led by "the Superior Power," a Chaotic 4th-level Fighter.

Village of 366 Green Men ruled by "the Overqueen of Small Petals," a Lawful 1st-level Fighter.