Random Carcosa

This is very much a work in progress. (As evidenced by the repeating entries you might see below.) Anyway, here are 16 random hexes.

2701

Village of 239 Orange Men ruled by a Neutral 6th-level Sorcerer.

Village of 306 Red Men ruled by a Lawful 4th-level Sorcerer.

2702

Castle of 47 Yellow Men led by "the Duchess upon the Yellow Throne," a Neutral 10th-level Fighter.

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 18, MV 120, HD 3, Chaotic): a blue arachnoid with two red eyes and a toothed mouth. It currently entangled in a grappling hook and 100' of rope. An orange laser pistol can be found in its belly.

2703

A Blue Man (AC 16, MV 120', HD 2, Lawful) with a cybernetic augmentation that allows him to extend his head several meters above his body is surveying the wilderness. He is armed with a bright yellow mace and can not be surprised.

3 Mutant Archelon lschyras (AC 18, MV 30' [150' Swim], HD 5, neutral). Feathered Yellow hide. Shoots eggs from its butt.

2704

Two Ulfire men lay dead on the ground. One is holding a gamma radiation riffle with 10 charges left. There is a 1 in 6 chance the rifle will also irradiate the shooter when discharged.

Citadel of 84 Ulfire Men led by a Lawful 2nd-level Fighter.

2705

4 of the Great Race.

Village of 223 Red Men ruled by a Chaotic 7th-level Fighter.

2706

Mummy with lower half of body buried (HD 5, AC 5, eyes shoot 2 lasers, Save vs. Death Ray or take 5 dice of damage). It wears an emerald medallion (2000 GP). Quiescent unless the emerald medallion is disturbed. Two dead orange men lay nearby, one with a scorched hole blown in his head, the other with a scorched hole blown in his chest. 1-6 primitively armed Orange Men huddle at a safe distance discussing how to relieve the mummy of the medallion. They are not interested in treasure other than gems and technology, but will serve if offered such incentives.

Citadel of 57 Green Men led by a Neutral 4th-level Fighter.

2707

A T-Rex corpse, skin mottled red and orange, is being feasted upon by fist-sized maggots. The top of its skull has been removed with surgical precision, and its brain is missing.

A large space alien bomb stands upright in the plains, weathered to the point where it is merely the suggestion of a bomb: 1-6, inert; 7-9, still live, disturb it and it will explode (Save vs. Death if within 30' - save equals 2D10 damage, failure is death); 10, actually a space capsule - contains ancient body in space alien battle armor.

2708

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 14, MV None, HD 4, Neutral [unintelligent]): a Orange, White, Brown and Jale anthropoid with a feathered hide, 6 eyes, and no mouth. The sight of it makes opponents flee in fear.

Poison dirigible fruit (2-12, 1 HP each, AC 7). Bright red, hovering, bobbing up and down gently. When touched in any way they explode in a burst of poison glop: all within melee range must make a Save vs. Death Ray or perish. A poison dirigible fruit tree will grow in the corpse of any characters so slain, and will produce 2d6 dirigible fruit in 1d6 days.

2709

Bipedal humanoid robot (AC 18, MV 120', HD 8) carrying a spear, with a single spotlight eye in the center of a cylindrical head. It is dragging a dead velociraptor behind it. It has learned how to hunt by spying on humans, but doesn't understand what to do with the dead animals: it just drags them back to its cave.

3 Cthugah's Flame Creatures.

2710

Castle of 75 Dolm Men led by a Neutral 8th-level Fighter.

Village of 279 Purple Men ruled by "the Mirror of the Sun," a Chaotic 4th-level Fighter.

2711

The bodies of countless Brown Men spill out of a door set into the side of a mountain and completely fill the 10' wide shaft leading into the underground. Obscured by the bodies are ancient Snake Men runes describing 2-8 random sorcerous rituals.

4 Snake Men attempt to repair a time machine. The Snake Men and their collection of high-tech gadgetry are incomprehensible to characters with an intelligence score less than 18.

2712

Mutant Mosasaurus (AC 14, MV 30' [150' Swim], HD 12, neutral). Smooth Black hide. Posses an additional 3 senses (Surprises on 1-4 on a d6).

Village of 248 Red Men who are currently leaderless.

2713

Castle of 70 White Men led by a Chaotic 5th-level Fighter.

Village of 197 Orange Men ruled by a Chaotic 7th-level Fighter.

2714

2 Mutant Velociraptor (AC 14, MV 180', HD 4, neutral). Smooth Black hide. Touch causes sickness (lose 1 Con / day until dead).

75 Space Aliens.

2715

Village of 366 Brown Men ruled by "the Silver Fist," a Lawful 6th-level Fighter. The Silver Fist rides into battle on cybernetic horses and wields a mysterious purple sword.

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 14, MV 120, HD 6, Multiple Alignments \[intelligent\]): An Orange humanoid with a smooth hide and 3 heads. One head is humanoid (and Lawful), one head is robotic (and Neutral) and the last head is bestial (and Chaotic). When first encountered, or whenever the creature is under stress, roll a d6 to see which head is currently in control of the beast: 1-2 - the humanoid; 3-4 - the robot; 5-6 the monster.

2716

A hulking Blue Man (AC 15, MV 120', HD 6, Chaotic) with unusual red hair wields a cursed two handed sword. (This character wields the sword one handed, carrying a shield in the other.) Any character possessing the sword is compelled to eradicate all white men from the world; with each white man they kill their hair turns a darker shade of red. The sword is -1 to hit, but +3 to hit vs. White Men.

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 12, MV 180 [land] / 90 [swim], HD 3, Chaotic): a Blue amoeboid with a suckered hide, 4 eyes, and multiple mouths.