Random Carcosa

This is very much a work in progress. (As evidenced by the repeating entries you might see below.) Anyway, here are 16 random hexes.

2701

Village of 325 Ulfire Men ruled by a Chaotic 5th-level Fighter.

Castle of 13 White Men led by a Chaotic 5th-level Fighter.

2702

1 Orange Mastodon. The beast may shoot acid from its trunk 3 times a day.

Citadel of 35 Bone Men led by "the Plumage of All Excellences," a Neutral 5th-level Sorcerer.

2703

The bodies of countless Dolm Men spill out of a door set into the side of a mountain and completely fill the 10' wide shaft leading into the underground. Obscured by the bodies are ancient Snake Men runes describing 2-8 random sorcerous rituals.

Village of 231 White Men ruled by "the Totalitor of the Air, the Earth, and the Seas," a Chaotic 10th-level Fighter.

2704

Castle of 26 Green Men led by "the Spring of the Elements," a Chaotic 6th-level Fighter.

What appears to be a simple rock is in fact The Starseed, a source of unlimited power. At any given time there are at least 1-6 high level sorcerers actively searching for the artifact.

2705

A War-Machine, ancient and blasted; once a terror, now a collection of rust.

Castle of 23 Brown Men led by a Lawful 4th-level Fighter.

2706

Bipedal humanoid robot (AC 18, MV 120', HD 8) carrying a spear, with a single spotlight eye in the center of a cylindrical head. It is dragging a dead velociraptor behind it. It has learned how to hunt by spying on humans, but doesn't understand what to do with the dead animals: it just drags them back to its cave.

Citadel of 131 Green Men led by a Chaotic 4th-level Fighter.

2707

Strange ritual space made up of crucified Brown Man, small clay jars of water and dried herbs.

Castle of 19 Black Men led by a Neutral 6th-level Fighter.

2708

A Blue Man (AC 16, MV 120', HD 2, Lawful) with a cybernetic augmentation that allows him to extend his head several meters above his body is surveying the wilderness. He is armed with a bright yellow mace and can not be surprised.

Citadel of 96 White Men led by "the Autocrator of the Eyes," a Neutral 5th-level Fighter.

2709

A White Woman (AC 14, MV 120', HD 4, Lawful) is locked in battle with a Deep One. She fights with a large wooden staff and is searching for her mother.

Village of 366 Brown Men ruled by "the Silver Fist," a Lawful 6th-level Fighter. The Silver Fist rides into battle on cybernetic horses and wields a mysterious purple sword.

2710

A Blue Man Cyborg with a metal jaw and a robotic hook arm (AC 18, MV 90', HD 4, Chaotic) commands a group of 6-36 Blue Men bandits armed with bone weapons. The bandits demand the players hand over any metal items in their possession, which their leader will proceed to eat. The Cyborg earns +1 to hit for each piece of metal he consumes; this effect lasts one day. (When encountered he has a 0-3 bonus to hit.) His hunger for metal can not be satiated.

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 14, MV 120, HD 6, Multiple Alignments \[intelligent\]): An Orange humanoid with a smooth hide and 3 heads. One head is humanoid (and Lawful), one head is robotic (and Neutral) and the last head is bestial (and Chaotic). When first encountered, or whenever the creature is under stress, roll a d6 to see which head is currently in control of the beast: 1-2 - the humanoid; 3-4 - the robot; 5-6 the monster.

2711

Field of cactus, 2-8 x 100 ft wide/deep. Passing through requires Save vs. Paralysis to avoid 1-4 damage. Cactus are: 1-5 Benign and full of water; 6- Exceptionally refreshing (Heal 1D4 HP when fresh); 7- Hallucinogenic 2-200 Turns of raving madness; 8- Deadly Poison (Save vs. Poison).

Hidden underground lair of 43 White zealots led by a Lawful 5th-level Sorcerer.

2712

2 Dolm Worms.

Village of 343 Green Men ruled by "the Jewel of the Frozen Lightning," a Neutral 7th-level Fighter.

2713

Cuddly fluff balls (2-12, 1 HP each, AC 7). Bright red, hovering, bobbing up and down gently. When observed for a turn there is a 3 in 6 chance of seeing the fluff ball lazily open one or both of its eyes. If petted, a fluff ball will orbit the character. Orbiting fluff balls will give characters a Save vs. Wands to avoid a normal missile (something like an arrow or bullet) that would otherwise hit. A success means that the Cuddly Fluff Ball intercepts the missile and is destroyed.

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 18, MV 120, HD 3, Chaotic): a blue arachnoid with two red eyes and a toothed mouth. It currently entangled in a grappling hook and 100' of rope. An orange laser pistol can be found in its belly.

2714

17 irrational space aliens herd a group of 15 Yellow Men into a small metal bunker.

1 Dolm Pudding.

2715

Castle of 49 Green Men led by a Neutral 6th-level Fighter.

An abandoned space alien outpost is now home to a group of 23 Dolm bandits. Amongst their possessions is a map of the first level of a space alien research base in hex 2209.

2716

An Orange Man (AC 14, MV 160', HD 4, Chaotic) dressed in furs hunts a band of mutant men. He is armed with a whip and accompanied by 2-12 giant beasts and dinosaurs; these creatures are under his complete control.

A Purple Man hangs limp from a tree. He is pierced head to toe by spikes. Two tridents lay near his lifeless body.