Random Carcosa

This is very much a work in progress. (As evidenced by the repeating entries you might see below.) Anyway, here are 16 random hexes.

2701

Small inexplicable pond, filled with brightly colored fish. The fish are easily caught and if eaten will grant a temporary +4 HP for the day. The pond and fish will be gone upon return, and attempts to preserve the fish will result in unpleasant smelling mess.

Castle of 70 Red Men led by a Neutral 6th-level Fighter.

2702

A large space alien bomb stands upright in the plains, weathered to the point where it is merely the suggestion of a bomb: 1-6, inert; 7-9, still live, disturb it and it will explode (Save vs. Death if within 30' - save equals 2D10 damage, failure is death); 10, actually a space capsule - contains ancient body in space alien battle armor.

Citadel of 59 Purple Men led by a Chaotic 5th-level Fighter.

2703

Village of 117 Black Men ruled by a Chaotic 4th-level Fighter.

Castle of 79 White Men led by "the Terror of True Men," a Neutral 2nd-level Fighter.

2704

Citadel of 98 Red Men led by "The Ram", a Lawful 4th-level Fighter. "The Ram" is a behemoth of a man, never seen without his indestructible helmet.

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 18, MV 90' / 120' [swimming], HD 3, Neutral [intelligent]): an orange anthropoid with scaly skin, two yellow eyes, and a toothed mouth. One of its arms is an oversized claw. In its other hand it carries a green mace.

2705

Village of 274 Blue Men ruled by "the Stainless Duchess," a Chaotic 4th-level Fighter.

5 Triceratops.

2706

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 18, MV 120, HD 3, Chaotic): a blue arachnoid with two red eyes and a toothed mouth. It currently entangled in a grappling hook and 100' of rope. An orange laser pistol can be found in its belly.

Cuddly fluff balls (2-12, 1 HP each, AC 7). Bright red, hovering, bobbing up and down gently. When observed for a turn there is a 3 in 6 chance of seeing the fluff ball lazily open one or both of its eyes. If petted, a fluff ball will orbit the character. Orbiting fluff balls will give characters a Save vs. Wands to avoid a normal missile (something like an arrow or bullet) that would otherwise hit. A success means that the Cuddly Fluff Ball intercepts the missile and is destroyed.

2707

Village of 182 Ulfire Men ruled by "the Enthroned of the Air, the Earth, and the Seas," a Lawful 8th-level Fighter.

Village of 326 Orange Men ruled by a Chaotic 5th-level Fighter.

2708

A War-Machine, ancient and blasted; once a terror, now a collection of rust.

4 Pterodactyls.

2709

A disfigured two-headed mutant man lays face down in the ground. His body is half purple & half blue. Characters who investigate the body must make a Save vs. Death Ray each turn or suffer a random mutation.

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 17, MV 120 [land] / 60 [fly] / 120 [swim], HD 6, Neutral [unintelligent]): a Red quadruped with a smooth hide, multiple/insectile eyes, and a beaked mouth. The creature is extremely hot: 1 die damage per round to all within 20' Immune to surprise.

2710

1 Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Village of 321 Blue Men ruled by a Lawful 5th-level Fighter.

2711

Castle of 5 Jale Men led by a Neutral 3rd-level Sorcerer.

Village of 151 Yellow Men ruled by "the Jewel of Spring," a Neutral 4th-level Fighter.

2712

Strange ritual space made up of crucified Green Man, small clay jars of water and dried herbs.

4 Blue Men camp along a dirt road. They are under the control of a mummy brain, which they are transporting to 1311.

2713

Two Ulfire men lay dead on the ground. One is holding a gamma radiation riffle with 10 charges left. There is a 1 in 6 chance the rifle will also irradiate the shooter when discharged.

The bodies of countless Jale Men spill out of a door set into the side of a mountain and completely fill the 10' wide shaft leading into the underground. Obscured by the bodies are ancient Snake Men runes describing 2-8 random sorcerous rituals.

2714

3 Shoggoths.

Castle of 50 Brown Men led by "the Lawgiver of Glory," a Chaotic 5th-level Fighter.

2715

3-18 red orbs can be seen floating in the distance.

Spawn of Shub-Niggurath (AC 13, MV 180 [land] / 60 [fly], HD 5, Chaotic): a Orange quadruped with a suckered hide, no eyes, and a toothed mouth.

2716

Monastery of 49 Ulfire Men led by "the Advocate of War," a Neutral 7th-level Sorcerer.

A beautiful young woman, an astronaut from Earth, lays wounded in a recently crashed spacecraft. The ship is damaged beyond repair.